CHECK OUT 18 USELESS AIN'T SHE SUCH A SIGHT TO SEE
A FASHION CLONE OS THE BORED AND ALONE WITH COMPANY TO KEEP
SCHOOLED IN COLLEGE TALK INDIE ROCK COFFEE SHOPS A LOUD INSISTENT DRIP
CHECK OUT 18 USELESS, MAN HE'S SO HIP IT'S SICK

WITH A CHAIN FROM POCKET TO POCKET
AND AN X-TYPE BLACK TATTOO
OF CELTIC SQUIRM, WHAT WOULD THIS WORLD
AND SPIN DO WITHOUT YOU?

CHECK OUT 18 USELESS AIN'T SHE QUITE THE VIEW TO BEHOLD
SIZE 40 JEANS & A BELLYBUTTON RING; SHE WALKS MORE LIKE SHE'S 4
BUYS PUNK ROCK OFF HER MTV AND COMBAT BOOTS AT THE MALL
CHECK OUT 18 USELESS THE 2ND HAND BABY DOLL

HER HAIR COLOR CHANGES FROM WEEK TO WEEK
BUT CANDY MIND LOCKS AND STALLS
VEGETARIAN, PRO-CHOICE, ENVIRONMENTAL FRIENDLY,
NO SMOKING, WALKING LULL
WITH A CHAIN FROM POCKET TO POCKET
AND AN X-TYPE BLACK TATTOO
OF CELTIC SQUIRM, WHAT WOULD THIS WORLD
AND SPIN DO WITHOUT YOU?